i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We need to get me chipped asap
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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