windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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