i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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