Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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