I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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