would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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