You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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