her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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