they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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