just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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