I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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