My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
