those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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