Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Randomize
