I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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