: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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