I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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