Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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