Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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