I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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