Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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