I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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