That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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