you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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