I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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