I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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