BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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