6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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