marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Non-Jews are for practice
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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