I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
