I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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