Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize
