i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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