No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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