I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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