My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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