We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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