went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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