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Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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