i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize