i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
