fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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