He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Where is the hickey?
he shaved USA in his pubs
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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