her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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