i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
My pussy is not your playground.
Sober January is a disaster.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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