TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize