yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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