i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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