Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Never underestimate the power of titties
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