physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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