Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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