some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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