Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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