This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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