Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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