i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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