i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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