All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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