we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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